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do people just... not clean themselves in the shower?

If you're cleaning yourself properly, who cares?

If I'm unwilling to touch my face with the ball towel, my balls weren't clean enough.

If you care about this, you're not showering properly. You're supposed to be clean mfer

It doesnt matter, i washed. If i was dirty immediately after stepping out of a shower then i think i need to clean my house.

There isn't anything special about your balls that makes them dirtier than the rest of your body. You've just washed them. They're clean.

Who cares? I just washed them, they're clean. Do women have a second pussy towel or something?

But also yeah, start at top, he's right.

If you just took a shower and your balls are still "dirty" your problem isn't the order in which you dry yourself.

If you can take a shower like a functional adult, it turns out skin is skin and wiping water off your ballsack is fundamentally identical to wiping water off the back of your hand.

If you washed your balls clean enough, it doesn't matter. It's not like being a girl and having to deal with your period continuing while you wash and dry.

It's just more skin for fucks sake.

Count yourself lucky if a single guy has separate towels for handwashing and showering/bathing.

Why is this gendered? I use the same towel on my cooch as my face after I shower, I would be pretty impressed by the dedication to doing laundry of someone who has a specialized crotch-drying towel.

The secret is to use the towel to dry one's nether regions after washing them, not before.

By the way, it applies to women as much as to men.

Who the fuck actually cares? Are straight guys so homophobic they can't even touch a towel that has touched their own freshly cleaned junk?

No seperate towel. Clean your balls in the shower and even if you keep them sucked into your anus all day, which is bad for both organs so don't leave em in for long, you can clean the most gnarly of sacks. My point is clean them.

I wash my balls at least as much as I watch my face, why would I have a problem with drying both with the same towel?

There are way dirtier things being done in a bedroom or playing outside sports. Why does it matter if you are clean? Why is a woman asking that silly question like as if we don't kiss the mouth of someone who just gargle them balls

This meme is so old the towel has dementia.

This tweet lives rent free in my head, often does the phrase "The towel forgets" pop into my brain.

Plebs using towels? What is this? Caveman times?

My sexy robot servants blow me.

Instructions unclear, used face to get balls wet

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I don't really pay attention to whether my valet uses one towel or several. I think he switched things up between face and body, for sure, but beyond that shrug.

Finally, I can share my method.

1. Start with the side of the towel that has the tag. Hold the towel so the tag is facing away from you (critical to a later step!)
2. Dry hair with the top, then face in the next section down, followed by chest.
3. Left arm is dried with the left side of the next section, right arm with the right side. At this point you should be about half way down the towel.
4. Dry balls with the next section.
5. Legs are next with the remaining section of the towel.
6. Flip and dry the back and butt.

I got tired of finding head hair in my underwear so this method keeps the head drying section quite a bit away from the ball section, and keeps the ass drying away from hands arms, chest, face etc.

I put the tag in the same place every time and dry my ass with the opposite side as my face. It's my asshole I'm a little more "worried" about. It's mostly the thought of it touching the same place.

Same towel for my whole body, the outside part is clean right after showering.