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How it started vs. How it's going (lemmings.world)
submitted 3 months ago by cm0002@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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[–] jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 164 points 3 months ago (19 children)

Bet you $1,000 the credentials are stored in plain text.

[–] joyjoy@lemm.ee 114 points 3 months ago (5 children)

Not just plain text, but hard coded.

[–] VerPoilu@sopuli.xyz 89 points 3 months ago (1 children)

On the frontend.

[–] NotSteve_@lemmy.ca 43 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Having a backend is bloat. I do all my DB transactions straight from the frontend

[–] Lightor@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

I actually build a full copy of the DB on the client machine. That way I can't lose the data, it's all right there and so fast.

[–] ulterno@programming.dev 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

My db runs on the user's browser via WASM.

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