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[–] kersploosh@sh.itjust.works 16 points 2 days ago

I was going into a nightclub in Scotland and the bouncer at the door asked for ID. I didn't have my passport, so gave him my US driver's license. The bouncer looked at it with an odd face, not knowing what it was, until I said, "Oh, I'm American." Without missing a beat he said, "Yeah, we all got problems," gave it back to me, and let me in.