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Canada places 200% tariff on little Canadian flags Americans wear while travelling (www.thebeaverton.com)

submitted 1 day ago by ZeroCool@lemmy.ca to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

“From stoned Iowa undergrads buying weed in Amsterdam, to Marco Rubio trying to keep his luggage from getting spit on by Dutch baggage handlers, Canadian flag patches are necessary for us to fly literally anywhere.”

[–] orbitz@lemmy.ca 7 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Best use I've seen of that meme in years. To be fair I don't really pay attention to memes but seen more of these ones recently. Also I'm Canadian so ... fucking eh, suck it hosers.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

How do you feel about Canada gooses?

[–] orbitz@lemmy.ca 6 points 21 hours ago

To be fair I haven't interacted with any but I'd sure shoulder check one if it got in my crease....okay I'd probably run away screaming if it started honking, I've heard enough stories. Didn't survive living in the middle of nowhere without ignoring the cute bear cubs and geese sure aren't that cute.