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Commerce Secretary Urges Fox News Viewers To Buy Tesla Stock: ‘Elon Musk Is Probably the Best Person To Bet On!’ (www.mediaite.com)

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[–] Irelephant@lemm.ee 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Tesla is the worst stock to buy rn.

[–] My_IFAKs___gone@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

Because of its blatant ties to fascist ideals or because its price to earnings ratio is more than 100 when it should be (and I'm being really generous and saccharinely optimistic here) more like 20?

Or, realistically, 8ish.

[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 day ago

Or the fact that Musk was pulling Tesla resources for X.

Or the fact that Musk

[–] Irelephant@lemm.ee 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Ignoring the moral implications, its going down really fast. Like, whenever I'm feeling down or annoyed, I just check their stock price.

[–] My_IFAKs___gone@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

I, too, find the schadenfreude delicious