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[-] coheedcollapse@lemmy.world 45 points 1 year ago

The funniest shit is these sad dudes are probably clamoring to say they'd take dinner with Musk in hopes they'd somehow magically unlock the secret to being rich, totally unaware of the fact that the "secret" is to start with enough wealth to get that first leg-up, and no amount of lobster dinner with Musk will change the fact that they will never have his money.

Not sure why anyone would want dinner with Tate unless they wanted to get into human trafficking.

Take the $10 million, ya dinguses.

[-] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

I feel like the only way Tate would get you into human trafficking would be by trafficking you.

[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 6 points 1 year ago

"But having a photo of me sucking papa musk's dick while scamdrew tate rams my ass will be priceless! Besides, I'll mint a NFT and it'll totally sell for more than that!"

Considering the folks you can find on xitter, it shouldn't be too hard to find someone thinking exactly that.

[-] gamey@feddit.rocks 4 points 1 year ago

Maybe they want to get raped I guess!

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