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[–] Fizz@lemmy.nz 62 points 1 day ago (2 children)

If a man does anything that's not approved by the strict regulation of the council of his male friends then they are gay. Its simple, there is no need to over complicate it by introducing sex.

[–] Thteven@lemmy.world 26 points 1 day ago (1 children)

My friends said it's only gay if our balls touch.

[–] Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world 1 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

That is the standard definition.

[–] DiaDeLosMuertos@aussie.zone 2 points 5 hours ago

Well there's also keeping your socks on, not making eye contact or saying "no homo" just afterwards too. So I'd say that there's no "standard definition" but many variants.

[–] Peruvian_Skies@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

A man is also gay (and has a small penis) if he rejects the advances of a femcel. At least according to femcels.

[–] Kushan@lemmy.world 25 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Men are also gay for going down on women, for some reason.

[–] Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world 2 points 8 hours ago

Damn! I must be a massive queen then.

This explains a lot

[–] Delphia@lemmy.world 10 points 22 hours ago

Calm down DJ Khaled.

[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 6 points 22 hours ago

I've been around a while and that's a new one on me.