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[–] nickwitha_k@lemmy.sdf.org 10 points 2 hours ago

An ex (casual) once told me about her ex that "He needed to suck enough dicks to realize that it wasn't for him." A little on the crass side, maybe, but she wasn't judging him for it and it's perfectly valid. We've only got one life to live and not experimenting with one's sexuality, if so inclined, is kinda silly.

[–] MTK@lemmy.world 7 points 2 hours ago

This is logical and healthy imo. To be straight does not have to mean absolutely hating any sort of gay sex, just not being into it. I think that society makes as believe that straight means the absolute opposite of gay, when really all sexual preferences are one big spectrum and you can be a straight man who is willing to try gay things but not enjoying them.

[–] Triasha@lemmy.world 21 points 4 hours ago

Logical enough. I did nearly the same thing.

Hooked up with a couple. Was more attracted to the girlfriend even though boyfriend was more enthusiastic and attentive in bed.

I'm lesbian.

[–] Confused_Emus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Stinky? Try again with a good bottom who does their prep work first.

[–] MTK@lemmy.world 4 points 2 hours ago

Idk, even good prep can end up with some smell, it is what it is. But let's be real, all sexual acts can have smells, we are smelly creatures.

Oral can definitely be a bit stinky, but that is just human nature.

[–] arotrios@lemmy.world 4 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)
[–] emberinmoss@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 hours ago

I support your journey wherever it takes you.

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 74 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

I’ve read all of the comments, at this point, and absolutely no one is actually replying to the question OOP posed. It’s impossible to get a straight answer out of any of you.

[–] Triasha@lemmy.world 6 points 4 hours ago (1 children)
[–] MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de 23 points 14 hours ago

Glad I slogged through that until I got to the pun. Nice work!

[–] hihi24522@lemm.ee 40 points 14 hours ago

As someone who has done a similar experiment (though only making out) I feel like this guy is gayer than myself because I don’t think I could stay turned on or motivated enough to fuck a dude effectively, even a very fem one.

That being said I feel like gay is supposed to mean “attracted to other men” not “not-overtly-repulsed by sex with another man”

There are asexual people who can and do still have sex because they aren’t sex repulsed. Those people are still asexuals, just like asexuals who are sex repulsed are asexuals.

It’s less about what you do and more about why you’re doing it that makes it gay. Are you attracted to other men? No? Then I guess it’s not necessarily gay.

[–] libra00@lemmy.world 44 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

How you know this is legit: if he'd been talking about any dating app other than grindr step 6 would look like 'wait 6 weeks to get a match, get ghosted, get depressed, go to bed mumbling about 'who needs sex anyway?'.

[–] And009@lemmynsfw.com 10 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Well said, guys are eternally ghosted.

[–] Azzu@lemm.ee 11 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

I'm a guy, and it hasn't been my experience. Not particularly attractive either. But I also match with a very little amount of people.

[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 12 points 11 hours ago (4 children)

"not particularly attractive either"

the guy:

[–] Azzu@lemm.ee 1 points 2 hours ago

I have a twitch linked in my profile if you wanna know how I look, though idk if there's any videos since I haven't streamed for ages

[–] TheGreenWizard@lemmy.zip 1 points 3 hours ago
[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 6 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Is he attractive or nah? As a straight guy, I could see either way.

[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

i'm a straight guy too, i think that image is just uncanny because of the effects added

(if you want to see how he looks without effects look up jschlatt)

Ah, some YouTube guy. He seems decent enough that a good personality match could bump him up a few notches w/ the right mate. And maybe he's genuinely good looking, idk.

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 7 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Awful mutton chops 2/10 would not bang

I kid, but seriously he would look better without the chops.

[–] ace_of_based@sh.itjust.works 1 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

I disagree, the chops are doing good work on this face, accentuating his cheekbones, pointing to his lips and narrowing the jawline to de-roundify his dome. Judging by the thinness of the chin hair it's quite likely he simply can't go full Riker, so though I'm not a mutton man either i think he's making the most of what's he's got

[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

i like how you got that he can't grow anything more than that from a heavily edited image of him

(if you want to see how he looks without whatever they did to him in that image look up "jschlatt")

[–] ace_of_based@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago) (1 children)

Ah, am i being insulted? Why? I don't know who this is mf cat is

Edit: on reread i think youre saying you "like that i can still tell he can't grow in that area"which makes more sense. Sorry yo

[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 hours ago

ye i was complimenting you on finding out something about the guy even from a heavily edited image

[–] deathbird@mander.xyz 59 points 17 hours ago

Gay people often have straight sex when they are unsure about their sexuality. As society becomes less homophobic I'd expect more straight guys to experiment with other guys.

[–] kwomp2@sh.itjust.works 204 points 21 hours ago (3 children)
[–] Fetus@lemmy.world 106 points 21 hours ago (6 children)

You need to top and bottom at least once for a valid opinion.

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[–] Fizz@lemmy.nz 60 points 18 hours ago (7 children)

If a man does anything that's not approved by the strict regulation of the council of his male friends then they are gay. Its simple, there is no need to over complicate it by introducing sex.

[–] Thteven@lemmy.world 26 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

My friends said it's only gay if our balls touch.

That is the standard definition.

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[–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 97 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

I think it's valid either way. "I'm not attracted to men, thus I'm straight" is as valid as "tried it, didn't like it, thus I'm straight"

And works the other way around too, I imagine many people who define themselves gay have had romantic or sexual experiences with the opposite sex, but didn't like it.

[–] ThePyroPython@lemmy.world 25 points 18 hours ago

Agreed. I've kissed two boys as like dares but didn't like it and I can acknowledge a guy is hot without being turned on by them so I think I'm comfortably on the straight side of the spectrum.

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