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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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[–] Fetus@lemmy.world 119 points 2 days ago (9 children)

You need to top and bottom at least once for a valid opinion.

[–] _druid@sh.itjust.works 33 points 2 days ago (7 children)

Right, what if that prostate massage has your legs all shakey?

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 44 points 2 days ago (6 children)

You could still not be gay, just into pegging.

[–] _druid@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago

True! And what a way to find out you're into pegging.

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