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You need to top and bottom at least once for a valid opinion.
You need to do it regularly for several months at least to really understand the culture and determine if it's right for you.
Right, what if that prostate massage has your legs all shakey?
You could still not be gay, just into pegging.
Fun fact this is how I learned a coworker pegged her husband. He wasn’t gay, but had no interest in topping her either. C’est la vie.
Pegging doesn't feel as good as the real thing, though. I would rather have a real penis in me than a plastic rod with a rubber penis over it, and I'm not gay.
Many pegging tools don’t look like a penis. No head, no buldges, etc. Just a curved cylinder with a half spherical top. Just to hit to prostate, and that’s it.
Idk, sounds pretty gay. Or at least bi. But what do I know.
True! And what a way to find out you're into pegging.
-Command "(gc above image text) -replace 'broccoli', 'murder'
I mean, it's still accurate as to whether you like performing murder. You might not like murder as an idea or as a thing that people do, but until you try a murder, you don't know whether you will enjoy the act of murdering.
Oh fuck now I'm confused. I don't know what I should do this weekend, eat some broccoli, fuck a dude or murder someone.
Ohhhh I think I have a plan......