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Sounds logical to me (lemmy.world)

submitted 23 hours ago by PugJesus@lemmy.world to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Fetus@lemmy.world 107 points 22 hours ago (6 children)

You need to top and bottom at least once for a valid opinion.

[–] _druid@sh.itjust.works 28 points 20 hours ago (5 children)

Right, what if that prostate massage has your legs all shakey?

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 39 points 17 hours ago (4 children)

You could still not be gay, just into pegging.

[–] Tiger666@lemmy.ca 3 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Pegging doesn't feel as good as the real thing, though. I would rather have a real penis in me than a plastic rod with a rubber penis over it, and I'm not gay.

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 hours ago

Idk, sounds pretty gay. Or at least bi. But what do I know.

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