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Donald Trump suggests US could join British Commonwealth (www.newsweek.com)

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[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 53 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Dudes got fucking dementia

[–] suite403@lemmy.world 9 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

I really wish removing a president wasn't so difficult. We're all staring at the train wreck being told it's completely normal for a train to be running off the tracks.

[–] woelkchen@lemmy.world 5 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

I really wish removing a president wasn’t so difficult.

You just need someone with better aim than the last guy who tried.

[–] Zron@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago

Last 2 guys who tried.

Remember there was that dude with an AK hiding in golf course bushes. He didn’t shoot, but you can also count that as missing his shot, as he was well within the range of the rifle.

[–] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 hours ago

You don't need tracks where you're going!