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[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 17 points 1 hour ago

Dudes got fucking dementia

[–] Jamablaya@lemmy.world 0 points 37 minutes ago

He's fucking trolling, goddamn you people believe anything

[–] swordgeek@lemmy.ca 1 points 44 minutes ago

Don't even bother reporting this drivel.

[–] SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.world 11 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago) (1 children)

Does he sit on the floor of the oval office getting high and sending out memos? "Man, wouldn't it be cool if we were like, you know, part of this kingdom man..."

" "I Love King Charles. Sounds good to me!" Trump wrote in response to the report." He sounds like he's been invited on a date.

[–] sudo@programming.dev 2 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

He's giving positive replies to whatever dumb shit his followers post to him on mastadon. And the media is still trying to milk him for all the clicks possible. Covfefe shit all over again.

There's real shit to be worried about. Like the extra-judicial deportations, ie Mahmoud Kahlil.

[–] JohnnyCanuck@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 hour ago

The USA can join the Commonwealth by becoming a Territory of Canada. Just give us a sec while we change the rules on representation in the house of Commons.

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 31 points 4 hours ago

Hold on, let's ask George Washington and see what he says, oh right, fuck you traitor.

Benedict Arnold at least had an understandable (if stupid) reason to flip sides. Trump's just an idiot.

[–] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 36 points 5 hours ago

He's high, stupid, AND suffering from dementia.

Good lord, this is a strange timeline.

[–] woelkchen@lemmy.world 17 points 5 hours ago

If Russian speaking parts of Ukraine should be ceded to Russia by Trump's opinion, English speaking parts of the USA may just as well join England again.

[–] thisisdee@lemmy.world 88 points 7 hours ago
[–] RymrgandsDaughter@lemmy.world 15 points 5 hours ago

I understand the plan now. America was great when it didn't exist

[–] MyOpinion@lemm.ee 51 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

Welcome to reverse 1776. We are living in the twilight zone.

[–] tal@lemmy.today 12 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (1 children)

Technically, I don't think that being in the Commonwealth as it exists in 2025 would actually change much. It's a pretty loose organization these days. More than a third of the world's population is in it.

Being in the Commonwealth realms, which are the Commonwealth members that have King Charles as head of state, would, I suspect, be unconstitutional.

EDIT: All that being said, I think that it's reasonably safe to put this in the "distraction" category of Trump statements, rather than the "serious proposal" category.

[–] Jamablaya@lemmy.world 1 points 36 minutes ago

Man I think it's been 20 years since anyone gave a shit about the Commonwealth Games. I wonder if real young people are even aware they were once a thing...might even still be.

[–] futatorius@lemm.ee 12 points 5 hours ago (1 children)
[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 hours ago

Benedict Donald

[–] PillowTalk420@lemmy.world 42 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

Can we dump Trump into the Boston harbor?

[–] PunnyName@lemmy.world 13 points 6 hours ago (2 children)
[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 9 points 5 hours ago

I'll get working on the lead boots.

[–] Baggie@lemmy.zip 4 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

It's okay, I don't think he can swim.

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 4 points 5 hours ago (2 children)
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[–] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

No taxation without representation, but in reverse.

[–] M0oP0o@mander.xyz 1 points 1 hour ago

No representation without taxation? Close but not quite

No representation but taxation? Yeah, that sounds better.

Also to note its kinda funny after all this time the us has been degrading in political choice (don't blame me I voted for Kodos) and voice (representation) while the common wealth nations have mostly been doing fine with more then two parties.

[–] flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz 221 points 9 hours ago (3 children)

Trump swearing loyalty to King Charles wasn't in my predictions for this year

[–] rxbudian@lemmy.ca 43 points 8 hours ago

Take a picture of Trump kneeling in front of King Charles and share them to Maga world

[–] adarza@lemmy.ca 32 points 8 hours ago

there are 56 members of the commonwealth of nations. of those, only 15 are commonwealth realms. the rest are republics or a different monarchy.

india was the first republic member when they transitioned from dominion (with british monarch as head of state) to a republic in 1950.

commonwealth members need only recognize king charles as the 'head of the commonwealth', which is a purely ceremonial position.

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[–] Buelldozer@lemmy.today 29 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

I...just...what...I...I...I....

Awww fuck this.

Benjamin go get the musket!

[–] moody 10 points 6 hours ago

Tally ho, lads!

[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago

He's just shitting in the punchbowl, ignore him and hell play himself out.

[–] circuitfarmer@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

I don't think USians should fight this.

As pear shaped as the UK may be at the moment, it must be better off than all the nonsense in the US. Though there really is nothing in it for the Commonwealth, in any event.

[–] hellfire103@lemmy.ca 135 points 9 hours ago (1 children)
[–] BearGun@ttrpg.network 26 points 7 hours ago (2 children)
[–] AtariDump@lemmy.world 14 points 7 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 5 points 5 hours ago

I'll be expecting my meme royalties, cheeky bastards!

[–] regrub@lemmy.world 62 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

This is just another stupid Friday distraction to keep people from talking about other crimes being committed

[–] Artyom@lemm.ee 16 points 6 hours ago

"If you don't make news for the weekend, then the news agencies will, and we haven't outlawed free press yet"

- The Trump Party Platform

[–] Jakule17@lemmy.world 8 points 6 hours ago

The French are already asking for the statue of liberty back, so it’s only right if he does that

[–] UrPartnerInCrime@sh.itjust.works 76 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

We thought the Cold War never ended, but it was actually the Revolutionary War all along

Britain rips off a Russian mask and gallops away laughing while sipping tea

[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 19 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

What is even happening

Am I the only one who things this is way more insane than 2016-2020? He did tell people to drink bleach but that is borderline stable.

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