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Don't need therapy? Got money for sympathy? (lemmy.blahaj.zone)

submitted 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) by florencia@lemmy.blahaj.zone to c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world

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[–] SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz 38 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Women aren't paid enough to be both your bangmaid and your therapist.

[–] Azzu@lemm.ee 18 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

How about if you're their bangmaid and therapist right back? Sounds like a good deal to me

[–] joyjoy@lemm.ee 15 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Women only want one thing and it's fucking disgusting.

[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Its a peg or be pegged world.

[–] zarkanian@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 weeks ago

Por que no los dos?

[–] IDrawPoorly@lemm.ee 3 points 2 weeks ago

But why XOR not OR?

[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Nor do I, that's why I prefer sexless silence with my partners, just sit there and listen to the forks clink on the plate. I don't need to hear about her stupid day and it's not my job to make her cum goddammit!

(/s ffs. Do you people want romantic partners or roommates?)

[–] littlewonder@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

Between Two Ferns: Dating Edition