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I think you could even convince English people that "merry fizzlebombs" and "upsy stairsies" are some kind of regional slang. Might even get away with "breaddystack" or "rickedy-pop" if you play your cards right.
I'll come up the apples and have a butchers, but if you're telling porkies then there's gonna be some argy bargy.
None of these would surprise me given ij baby/toddler context!
The inclusion of a rape joke made this go from funny to unfunny so quickly.
Granted this was from 2010, and we were all making terrible jokes back then.