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[–] PugJesus@lemmy.world 23 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Look, I'm not saying it would be right.

But if some Danish Viking girls want to sail upriver, plunder and burn my city, and carry me off as American war booty, given how this fucking country is going, I won't object.

[–] BlueFootedBooby@lemm.ee 43 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Which part of boycott do you not get? No Viking girls want your American ass 🤮

[–] sdfric88@lemmy.sdf.org 23 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

He missed that boycott includes "boy"

[–] PugJesus@lemmy.world 16 points 2 weeks ago

fuck, how did I miss that

[–] uis@lemm.ee 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Boycotted. Girlcotted. Everyone cotted!

[–] sdfric88@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 2 weeks ago

Sounds kinky, I'm in!

[–] PugJesus@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Damn, I was hoping that theft was still okay, just not purchase 😔

[–] blackris@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 2 weeks ago

Theft is the way, but most of us sailing the high seas are no hot viking girls, I must say. Sorry.

[–] Jamablaya@lemmy.today 15 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

It'd take 6 Viking women just to pick your fat ass up off the computer chair.

[–] PugJesus@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

No worries, I'm of the rare species of Thin American. I weigh less than, statistically speaking, the average Danish woman.

[–] EvilCartyen@feddit.dk 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I deem you a threat to Ozempic/Wegovy maker NovoNordisk - we thought we had an engine for infinite growth when we decided to monetize fat yanks, but you had to go and stay thin, didn't ya!

[–] PugJesus@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Not only that, I only support universal healthcare to break the death-grip of the Danish Menace(tm) on our sugary-snack-gorged throats!

[–] EvilCartyen@feddit.dk 3 points 2 weeks ago

Did I mention that Novo also produces insulin? You're basically a double menace, the king kindly asks you to take it down a notch... or else!

[–] elucubra@sopuli.xyz 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Calling Danish women "Fat mammas" is not earning you any brownie points.

[–] PugJesus@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

I'm not calling them fat, I'm just saying I'm a waif who wavers in the wind, I swear 😭 I'm very liftable, lightweight cargo

[–] breg@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Thanks for teaching me a new word: Waif I hope you're doing better in the UK now. You left just in time my friend.

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

That’s the other Lemmy slut lol

[–] breg@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 weeks ago
[–] PugJesus@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

In the UK? I'm in the US. I'm stuck here.

[–] Damage@feddit.it 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm stuck here.

until the Danish women come

[–] PugJesus@lemmy.world 0 points 2 weeks ago
[–] breg@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago

Sorry, my bad, too many beers tonight

[–] uis@lemm.ee 0 points 2 weeks ago

It'd take 24 Viking women just to pick your american fat ass up off the computer chair.