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The american voters have really outdone themselves this time

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[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 13 points 4 days ago (5 children)

… then all they're going to do is ~~embarrass themselves.~~ get published in the lancet.

FTFY.

The original study that said there might be a connection, was originally published in the lancet. It was later retracted, after years, but the damage was done.

which… the study looked at like a dozen autistic kids and found they had all gotten vaccines.

They all, also probably had all worn clothes. You don’t see people saying “clothes cause autism!”, though. Or you know, breathed air. Drank water. Played outside in the sunshine. I’m sure there’s more.

[–] Archangel1313@lemm.ee 4 points 4 days ago (3 children)

I'm going with 5G towers. That makes the most sense. /s

[–] AA5B@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

That’s right, 5G towers have been causing problems for at least 30 years. BURN THEM

https://youtu.be/qLvGnro4Cgw

[–] Archangel1313@lemm.ee 2 points 4 days ago

The radiation spreads backwards in time. /s

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