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[–] Nougat@fedia.io 90 points 1 week ago (2 children)

January second for the Yanks.

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 19 points 1 week ago (4 children)

What, Medium/Small/Large order seems off to you??

[–] skulblaka@sh.itjust.works 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Look bud, you can't call it "February second" in conversation, write it down as "Second February" in writing, and then get mad at us Yanks about it. Pick a lane.

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 3 points 6 days ago

No, you misunderstand. I'm in America. But ISO 8601 standard 4 Life!

[–] Nougat@fedia.io 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You're assuming that I'm not a Yank? Let me tell you, I can Yank with the best of them, and I do!

[–] ZoopZeZoop@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I usually do mine solitarily.

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Sounds like you're walking a metaphorical minefield

[–] Nougat@fedia.io 2 points 6 days ago

Occasionally, he does mine with others.

[–] Nougat@fedia.io 4 points 1 week ago
[–] Peffse@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago
[–] Dicska@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Oh, so THAT'S why they brought Excel into this! I didn't make the connection and just thought Excel would even consider a glass of water a date.

[–] psud@aussie.zone 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

A human artist might have said "1/2 full" instead of "half full" but LLMs don't understand jokes so there's no hope they'll be able to make the joke easier

Oh my god.

Jesus christ.

I was thinking, "nah, that seems nitpicky, I'm sure a real person could write either." But that is the entire setup for the punchline. I'm gonna rip my hair out.