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WSJ Drops Shock Exposé on Elon Musk’s Alleged Attempts to Impregnate X Influencers — ‘To Reach Legion Level Before the Next Apocalypse’ (www.mediaite.com)

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[–] RedPostItNote@lemmy.world 31 points 5 days ago (2 children)

If he denies it I think he should just show us dick. SHOW US YOUR FREAK DICK ELON

[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 9 points 5 days ago

Put it up on the board next to hunters, and give mtg a laser pointer.

[–] lagoon8622@sh.itjust.works 7 points 5 days ago (1 children)

POST HOG POST HOG POST HOG POST HOG OR STFU YOU FUCKING WEIRD LITTLE CREEP

[–] RedPostItNote@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

If I can get someone to yell this at this mother fucker I will die happy