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[–] TronBronson@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago

Ah yes make money exploiting people, use it to exploit people, so glad we're too enlightened to tax these people or bind them to our laws.

[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 1 points 15 hours ago

spreading like cancer

[–] SpiceDealer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 day ago
[–] nickwitha_k@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 17 hours ago

Well. I certainly didn't have "Murdoch turns on a right-wing billionaire" on my 2025 hellscape bingo card.

[–] HelluvaKick@lemmy.world 58 points 1 day ago (2 children)

This is giving The Office "I want to have 100 kids so I can have 100 friends and no one can say no to being my friend." energy

[–] brucethemoose@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It’s really not funny TBH, it’s all tied to his views on eugenics (or whatever euphemism is used) and frankly horrific visions of the future he shares with a few lower profile billionaires.

[–] HelluvaKick@lemmy.world 1 points 17 hours ago

It's not, but I'll make fun of him every chance I get bc he takes it really personally apparently.

[–] NikkiDimes@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Meanwhile, there's his daughter that absolutely hates his guts

[–] HelluvaKick@lemmy.world 2 points 17 hours ago

She's an icon imo

[–] glebyglobster@lemm.ee 13 points 1 day ago (4 children)

this has to be satire, there’s no way

[–] ellypony@lemmy.world 4 points 18 hours ago

It is absolutely not satire. It's a drooling nethandreal with no higher order thought than "sex sex mine mine!"

[–] NutWrench@lemmy.ml 10 points 23 hours ago

Musk is another one of these rich, eugenics idiots with a breeding fetish. It's even creepier because his dick doesn't work anymore thanks to botched penis surgery. All his kids were conceived through artificial insemination.

[–] MDCCCLV@lemmy.ca 15 points 1 day ago (2 children)

We've already had reports of him propositioning employees for sex for money. You don't think he considers everyone on Twitter his property?

[–] Ledericas@lemm.ee 6 points 1 day ago

He try to buy off one of the girls he sexually harassed by offering her a horse once

[–] CheeseToastie@lazysoci.al 2 points 23 hours ago

Mate. I honestly shuddered reading your comment. Mainly cos it's fucking true

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[–] KulunkelBoom@lemm.ee 45 points 1 day ago (10 children)

As if his sorry assed genetic material should be passed on. Why do all nazis assume they're the "superior race"?

[–] Witchfire@lemmy.world 27 points 1 day ago

Because being white is the biggest accomplishment of their life

That's not a compliment

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[–] Jaysyn@lemmy.world 25 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Would be awesome to see all of his businesses fail to the point he can't cover his child support.

[–] vxx@lemmy.world 2 points 22 hours ago

Who says he pays it?

[–] Olhonestjim@lemmy.world 43 points 1 day ago (39 children)

Declining population, my ass. There were less than 4.5 billion people on the planet when I was born. That fash-hole is only worried that white people will represent a minority of the future population. Nothing more.

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[–] NostraDavid@programming.dev 17 points 1 day ago (2 children)

When she didn’t sign the NDA, the payments were reportedly slashed, and eventually cut again to $20,000 a month.

Oh no! Only 20,000 dollahs!? That poor woman must now be living on water and bread for the rest of her life!

Listen, I get it - Musk is using his money to manipulate people and he's an asshole for that, but the cry story is just bleh.

[–] misteloct@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (10 children)

He promised $15m and $100k / month. Would you honestly sleep with Musk and carry the weirdo's kid for any less? I'd need $20k/mo just to have dinner with the guy once.

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[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 7 points 1 day ago

Jesus fucking Christ, your mentality right now is that hush money is okay. You're saying that because she's getting a lot of money she shouldn't complain.

[–] Jhex@lemmy.world 29 points 2 days ago (2 children)

They way he treats his kids, he is building a legion to hunt him down

[–] Ledericas@lemm.ee 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

1 serves as. A human shield at all times, only until he gets too old the rest are his organ bank replacements. And he only wants male offspring

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We're in dire need of some italian plumbing.

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