Nixa woman uses spicy tortilla chip to start house fire, police say (www.ozarksfirst.com)

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"The report states that witnesses inside the house saw Williams pour gasoline from a soda bottle onto clothes and the floor of the laundry room. Williams then lit Takis tortilla chips on fire and tossed them into the laundry room."

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[-] ElleChaise@kbin.social 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

That's what I'm saying! Like, take it easy already, DEA. I had almost nothing to do with that alleged “massive drugs ring”. So what if you say you have a “mountain of evidence”, you don't see Mt. Everest bragging.

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