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[–] Zier@fedia.io 26 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Dud is so mentally ill, and no one is ever going to help him. He could post that he "likes to jack off with ants crawling all over his body" and no one would bat an eye. Get this annoying messed up bitch some help already, it's tiring!

[–] ianhclark510@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 12 hours ago

You’ll take my reverse ant bukkake over my cold dead jizz and ant coated body

[–] imsufferableninja@sh.itjust.works 17 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Wait, what's wrong with antjacking?

[–] futatorius@lemm.ee 5 points 18 hours ago

Getting consent from all those ants is a long and complicated process.