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Man allegedly hid marijuana in Easter eggs across the city, posted clues to social media (local12.com)

submitted 22 hours ago by ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 57 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

In true Easter Egg Hunt fashion, one egg was not recovered until someone's grandchild randomly found it a day later.

[–] can@sh.itjust.works 29 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Thought you were joking

"The suspect posted four photos on Facebook showing each location as hints to locate the eggs," the release said. "He also posted a photo of five plastic eggs in the seat of a vehicle. Officers found four eggs and believed he had not placed the fifth."

Officers learned they were incorrect in their assumption when a man and his granddaughter turned the final egg into the department the next day, having also found it in a park, per the release. In total, officers said they recovered over a quarter of an ounce of marijuana

[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 5 points 9 hours ago (4 children)

over a quarter of an ounce of marijuana

So like $100-200 worth of weed? Unless it was like shake or something.

[–] TronBronson@lemmy.world 5 points 2 hours ago

I got you for 25$ fam hit me up.

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 5 points 4 hours ago (3 children)

In Northern California you can get a crappy ounce for $50, a good one for $100

[–] 3dmvr@lemm.ee 1 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

Used to be cheaper precovid, good one for 80$, depends on the strain tho, the common easy to grow ones were like 70-80 and good

[–] AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net 1 points 2 hours ago

Damn, that's cheap. In my part of the UK, $80 would get you a quarter ounce of what my peers consider to be decent, but would probably be crappy by California standards.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 4 hours ago

thank you for the economics lesson i was gettin ready

[–] Confused_Emus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 7 hours ago

Much less than that. I get an ounce for $100 from my dealer. And he’s competing with dispensaries, so it’s not shake, either.

[–] Kit@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 7 hours ago

A quarter oz is $40-$70 at dispensaries in my area (medical legal state)

[–] JeeBaiChow@lemmy.world 11 points 17 hours ago

Paint greased pigs with the numbers 1,2 and 4. Release said pigs. Watch the hilarity ensue.