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[โ€“] pjwestin@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I had a goose come at me once. I held my jacket open like it was a giant set of wings and he ran like hell. I was not impressed.

[โ€“] dumbass@leminal.space 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Huh, a jacket you say. Well looks like it's round fucking 15 time goose!

[โ€“] LilB0kChoy@lemm.ee 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Jacket? Have you tried a hammer?

[โ€“] dumbass@leminal.space 6 points 2 days ago

Yeah, goose stole it and started hitting me with it.

[โ€“] Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 5 points 2 days ago

"Oh shit!" -goose