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Trump adds a new piece of art to the Oval Office - a statue of himself moments after the assassination attempt in Butler (www.independent.co.uk)

submitted 1 day ago by Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] PhAzE@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 day ago (2 children)

They gave everyone hope that the shooter just missed, but he was never going to hit, since he shot nothing. That ear scrape was so fake leaving zero scar or scab after just a week.

[–] cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The people behind Trump who were wounded or killed would like a word. If it was staged, and the wound was fake, it would have been done with blanks.

[–] PhAzE@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 day ago

Fair point. I havent heard much or anything, really, about them.