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[–] BlackAura@lemmy.world 38 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Not sure if typo or honest mistake in your title but just in case:

Cookies crumble (break into smaller pieces).

Sheet metal and/or aluminum foil crumples (crushes / becomes creased).

[–] PlaidBaron@lemmy.world 22 points 6 days ago (2 children)

I dunno. Cybertrucks probably would crumble in a crash. Or a minor fender bender. Or just sitting there in a parking lot.

[–] bane_killgrind@slrpnk.net 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)

The sides falling off was in the news wasn't it?

[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Front fell off too. That is typical, mind you.

[–] chuymatt@startrek.website 2 points 6 days ago

We should tow them.

[–] leftzero@lemmynsfw.com 5 points 6 days ago

Just give them time to rust. A few minutes after a light rain should do.

[–] beastlykings@sh.itjust.works 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

It's funny, my brain scanned right over that, I could've sworn he said crumple because I expected crumple

[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 2 points 6 days ago

Might have seen it if it wasn't followed by "zones". I read it the same way. The brain fills in context, sometimes without looking close.