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[–] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 56 points 1 day ago (8 children)

Also, anything becomes a bizarre sex act if you put a place name in front of an inanimate object.

A Yukon hairdryer.

A Baltimore oilcan.

A Moscow boot lace.

A Nairobi ice cream cone.

[–] Apeman42@lemmy.world 24 points 1 day ago (1 children)

A Saskatchewan can opener

The ol' Miami snowshoe

I think you're on to something...

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The Albuquerque Track Shovel

[–] gofsckyourself@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

That's when you fuck a clone of your own dead dad, but the clone is only 1/16th your dad's actual size.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

In my country, we call that Wednesday.

[–] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 3 points 1 day ago

https://youtu.be/ykEGtwJuZIs

And this isn't over until one of us gets a 'rusty venture.'

[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (3 children)

A Moscow boot lace.

Sex act, or means of dispatching a political rival?

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Both. And it involves vodka and a chilled, handcrafted copper mug.

[–] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 2 points 1 day ago

I did the both commnet before I saw yours.

The handcrafted copper mug makes yours the superior comment. I bow to your perversion.

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Latter but while naked so first as well.

[–] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 3 points 1 day ago
[–] Mac@mander.xyz 4 points 1 day ago

Reminds me of the time my ex and i tried the San Bernadino Toilet Roll. Good times.

[–] slothrop@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 7 points 1 day ago

Pfui!

That's just a Rangoon artichoke, except with opera gloves and a few extra bowling pins.

[–] dfyx@lemmy.helios42.de 5 points 1 day ago

Don’t forget the reverse Romanian Wilkinson.

[–] Vinny_93@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

San Diego thank you

or a crap cocktail.