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[–] archonet@lemy.lol 15 points 5 hours ago (4 children)

being happy

I don't need superpowers, just let me not be depressed while retaining a functioning cock/not feeling numb to the world.

Alright, fun's over, let the monkey's paw curl.

[–] afk_strats@lemmy.world 1 points 42 minutes ago

Your happiness is infectious and people around you start being happy.

[–] Evil_incarnate@lemm.ee 5 points 3 hours ago

You are consistently happy, all the time. People think you are strange for not crying at funerals, but smiling instead. You never feel anything but happy. No envy, no hatred, no love. Just happiness.

[–] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 3 points 3 hours ago

You are now a Golden Lab. Occasionally you remember being human, but then you see a stick you want to play with.

[–] then_three_more@lemmy.world 13 points 4 hours ago

nausea, diarrhea, indigestion, loss of appetite, increased sweating, shaking or trembling, decreased appetite, inability to ejaculate, and decreased libido.

Oh and projectile vomiting if you miss a dose, messed up sleep if you take it to late in the day, falling asleep at your desk if you take it too early.

Brain jolts, anxiety, vomiting when you try to come back off it.

https://www.nhs.uk/medicines/sertraline/side-effects-of-sertraline/