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[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 14 points 3 days ago (6 children)

Not having to sleep. You can just be awake 24/7 without the usual cognitive decline or feelings of being tired.

[–] itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 29 points 3 days ago (1 children)

You still dream, though. At times, it becomes hard to distinguish between reality and your nightmares

[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 9 points 3 days ago
[–] anton@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Your employers always find out and adjust your hours.

[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

As long as they're paying me for the time, I see this as a win.

[–] anton@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 3 days ago

They will pay you, what they pay for another employees day.

[–] TheOakTree@lemm.ee 6 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Your government finds this ability useful and decides to collect you for... testing. Indefinitely.

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

It's called methamphetamine and you have to keep doing it for the effect to work. Also, after 5 days or so, the shadow people start haunting you.

[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Oh, that was the cognitive decline I mentioned. That and not feeling tired (without needing to take meth) is the super power....

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 4 points 3 days ago

Okay, well, then the side effect is that people will constantly want to tell you about their dreams, which you'll never ever have.

[–] mondomon@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

You still get sleep paralysis without notice.

[–] DrunkAnRoot@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

everyone in a 1 kilometer radius takes your sleepyiness so if you dont sleep for 6 weeks everyone around you juat dies from sleep depervation

[–] sheogorath@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

Well isn't that okay? If you live in a big city your need to sleep of 8 hours is spread to a lot of people so people would just need to add few seconds of their sleep.

If you're traveling away from civilization, that's another story.

Hmm, your side effect also doesn't specify the organism taking the sleep burden is a human so it can spread to other animals. By virtue this is a pretty useless side effect or even can be used as an explanation on how their powers work.