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[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 100 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Women shouldn't be allowed on flights anyway, it gives them hysteria and can make their uteruses fly out

[–] DarkSirrush@lemmy.ca 39 points 2 months ago (2 children)

That was trains going over 40km/h, not planes, wasn't it?

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 31 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I don't see how the same rules wouldn't apply!

[–] Jesus_666@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago

Planes generally don't go on rails so maybe that's a factor.

[–] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 29 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It’s both. It’s also the reasoning for women originally:

Not being able to go into space

Not being able to ride bikes (unless they side straddled the fucking bike ?!?!?)

Not being able to do marathons (even in like the fucking 70’s)

By all rights the world should be littered with projectiled uteruses at this point.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

What makes you think it's not?

[–] NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world 22 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Its true, I've seen it happen with my own eyes.

[–] Dojan@pawb.social 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I was a flying uterus before I became a real boy.

[–] NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

Makes sense, circle of life and all.

[–] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)

This is true. I'm a doctor and got my medical degree from Giliad Holiness University Hospital and Church.

[–] Klear@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

So you have a doctor's note?