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Nah. They're shopping for a third.
More specifically, a handmaid.
What type of... handjobs?
The kind of jobs where you use your hands to do all of their housework for them for free while bearing the husband's children.
It's not a sin if you keep your grip still while a third bounces on the bed.
The classic Provo soak+jump hump
...may the lord open
Blessed be the fruit.
Nah, they're Mormons. They're actually this crazy