this post was submitted on 08 Jun 2025
404 points (92.1% liked)
Microblog Memes
8838 readers
3318 users here now
A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.
Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.
Rules:
- Please put at least one word relevant to the post in the post title.
- Be nice.
- No advertising, brand promotion or guerilla marketing.
- Posters are encouraged to link to the toot or tweet etc in the description of posts.
Related communities:
founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
view the rest of the comments
I hope his biology teacher sees this post and beats him with his biology school book.
If apples and potaoes are different then why do the French call them pommes de terre?
Because their language is made of hate
Now look up “pommes de route” and blow your mind.
It appears to be a music album. I didn't even know they were plants, much less vegetables!
The English phrase that seems to most accurately translate is horse apples.
You didn’t dive deep enough; the album is named after something.
French has a unique method of coming up with swear words
You almost had me there with your frogeater logic.
They are the French. Don't expect them to be reasonable.
It comes from Latin "malum terrae", which has been attested in French since 1488 to designate various tuber or bulb plants
Big Yud was homeschooled after biting a maths teacher.
This fact makes it into his Harry Potter fan fic as a self insert.
There were enough red flags, but I should have seen more of them tbh
That's just another reason why homeschooling is a bad idea.
"She didn't know what a logarithm was!"
You could really hurt a kid hitting them with a whole-ass King James translation...
If they used this book to teach biology, one should hit the teacher instead.