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[–] lazynooblet@lazysoci.al 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Totally a number worthy of murder. It's happened for much less

[–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

That would be split between 105 people. So it's really, you get 160 million or 161.6 million with a chance of life in prison.

Just put the money in a savings account with at least 1% interest and you'll make the extra in the first year