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Sell consulting services. Doesn't matter if you're right or wrong, what matters is that you're paid. (slrpnk.net)
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[–] JustJack23@slrpnk.net 137 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

Consulting services are vital because they improving corporate synergy by utilizing market solutions and relocating potential where it is needed most.

[–] fullsquare@awful.systems 36 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

[–] Rookwood@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 35 minutes ago

I know it's a joke, but executive and analyst are oxymorons in the corporate world.

[–] baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 82 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

Don’t forget that they also leverage institutional assets to extract value using best practices!

[–] Peppycito@sh.itjust.works 42 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

We'll circle back to that.

[–] kambusha@sh.itjust.works 23 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Can I talk to you offline?

[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 17 points 13 hours ago

Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask, which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an aftershave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturiser, then an anti-ageing eye balm followed by a final moisturising protective lotion.