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British Airways crew mistakenly booked into a sex dungeon and were kept awake by 24-hour orgy. (www.thesun.co.uk)

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[–] miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 points 1 month ago (1 children)

At least 12 staff were made to stay in the seedy hub, which boasts a vagina-shaped spa bath.

What fragrances were available?

[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Gwenith Paltrow enters the chat.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

......oh no.

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 3 points 1 month ago

Get yersen a whiff o' mah chuffty!