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Maybe op just values (absolute) dick way higher than you do!
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
/s
(So only the bottom 10% get paid about the national median income, 90% are above that. That's about how much one would pay a "public-"private militia to get. But it's not even a new organisation, so ofc they are paid OK-ish. And their funding just exploded like an infected haemorrhoid.)
There's a visual that's sure to help me keep to my diet...
Well, texturewise, imagine it like biting & bursting a cherry tomato in your mouth ...
Might explain why I don't like tomatoes. I may have to re-examine liking all the things made from them, however...