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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/32958071

Holy shit, he refused to give back the original trophy, stole a medal and then ruined the celebration. These are the hallmarks of a fricking 4 year old at someone else's birthday party!

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[–] Lucky_777@lemmy.world 59 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Why the fuck are we paying this stupid bastard to go watch soccer?

[–] bobs_monkey@lemmy.zip 1 points 6 days ago

Apparently the tournament game was in NJ

[–] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 38 points 1 week ago

Because conservatives identify with felons and rapists and wanted to make one president of the United States.

[–] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 5 points 1 week ago

His voters identify with "Team MAGA" as they would with a sports team. They would never think about it the way you do, for them this is politics.

[–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 1 week ago

only the 1% of supporters know the sport exists. So he can tell them he made all the best teams in the world come to his country and he will host their little tournament