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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

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[–] Wolf@lemmy.today 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You can't just leave us hanging like that, what was the response?

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The teacher immediately said "OK no more questions" and that was that. Sorry, I wish this story had a better punchline.

For the record yes, napalm does still stick to kids.

[–] Wolf@lemmy.today 8 points 1 week ago

Well fuck Rob for being curious I guess. If I were his teacher I would have laughed my ass off and gave him an A.