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[–] BoxOfFeet@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Just drink Painquil! It's acetaminophen, and it's 10% alcohol! The old liver double whammy.

[–] abbotsbury@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

If God was real, PainQuil would be morphine and blue raspberry instead of black cherry

[–] BoxOfFeet@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago

If the devil was real, it would be anise and krokodil.

[–] Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] Affidavit@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

It's okay, they only recommend it for children older than 11.

[–] CascadianGiraffe@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

I am a children older than 11.

[–] thermal_shock@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

That website is surreal.

"Non-habit forming... Delicious taste."

All the reviews are just 4-5 stars and read only:

"This reviewer received incentives from the manufacturer."

[–] kieron115@startrek.website 2 points 2 weeks ago

had to look up that this is real lol