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[–] buycurious@lemmy.world 32 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)
[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 16 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

I watched this twice

What is wrong with me

[–] Whostosay@sh.itjust.works 11 points 3 weeks ago

Lmao not nothing.

[–] Fredselfish@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

You found your kink.

[–] Zwiebel@feddit.org 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Nah it's gotta be LifeIsBoris, the dude eats spoons of mayo in day to day life

[–] ViatorOmnium@piefed.social 10 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

From my experience a disturbing number of Russians have a mayonnaise based diet, so he has competition.

[–] Asswardbackaddict@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

Imagine showing up in a suit for this!

[–] sndmn@lemmy.ca 4 points 3 weeks ago

I'm speechless.

[–] original_reader@lemmy.zip 3 points 3 weeks ago

The Mayonnaise part was hard to watch... 🤢