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[–] stevedice@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Used to live with a girl that loved mayo. This one time I was about to make a sandwich when she arrived and said "It smells great. What are you cooking?". It was literally just the mayo jar being open. She also casually ate it with a spoon.

[–] Fredselfish@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I've done this as a child. We ate mayo sandwiches. We were also starved, because my scumbag mom blew money on drugs rather then feed her children.

[–] qyron@sopuli.xyz 7 points 1 day ago

Terrible thing to go through. Parents are responsible for the wellfare of their children.

But I have to admit that I also ate bread with mayonnaise just because. It works. Not every time but it works.

[–] stevedice@sh.itjust.works 2 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Is mayonnaise sandwiches the equivalent to bean tacos?

[–] Fredselfish@lemmy.world 1 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago) (1 children)

Not sure never had that before. Want to explain?

[–] stevedice@sh.itjust.works 3 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Several kinds of tacos consist of a tortilla with refried beans and some kind of meat. It's common for Mexican families with many children or little money to skip the meat and eat bean "tacos" which barely count as tacos. So I'm wondering if mayonnaise "sandwiches" are the equivalent for places where beans and tortillas aren't ubiquitous.

[–] Fredselfish@lemmy.world 1 points 15 hours ago

Yeah I believe that counts.

[–] Klear@lemmy.world 1 points 23 hours ago

It's good for you.