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Trump Sues Safeway Circular For False Ham Claims (theonion.com)

submitted 1 month ago by protist@mander.xyz to c/theonion@midwest.social

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"The Safeway circular has treated me very badly. They say you can taste the homestyle difference, but you cannot, and there’s no way that ham can be $8.99 per pound after I brought grocery prices to an all-time low. However, that’s nothing compared to the horrendous ham prices we saw under Biden.”

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[–] Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Wow, that one almost got me. It's getting that bad.

[–] tylerkdurdan@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

hello doppleganger

[–] Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

With insomnia, nothing's real. Everything is far away. Everything's a copy, of a copy, of a copy.

[–] reseller_pledge609@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The sad part is that there's someone saying something like this on every post here.