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"The Safeway circular has treated me very badly. They say you can taste the homestyle difference, but you cannot, and there’s no way that ham can be $8.99 per pound after I brought grocery prices to an all-time low. However, that’s nothing compared to the horrendous ham prices we saw under Biden.”

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[–] Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 20 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

Wow, that one almost got me. It's getting that bad.

[–] tylerkdurdan@lemmy.world 4 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 2 points 4 weeks ago

With insomnia, nothing's real. Everything is far away. Everything's a copy, of a copy, of a copy.

[–] reseller_pledge609@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

The sad part is that there's someone saying something like this on every post here.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 14 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

As if that fuck would ever set foot in a grocery store.

[–] logicbomb@lemmy.world 8 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

He wouldn't have any idea where any of his food came from if it didn't say McDonald's on his burger wrapper.

[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 7 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Like how koalas won’t eat plucked eucalyptus leaves, unwrapped burgers just don’t look like food to trump.

These sorts of problems accompany extreme stupidity and advanced chlamydia. At least koalas have the excuse of never attending school to learn differently.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 3 points 4 weeks ago

A Koala would learn more in school.

[–] Boddhisatva@lemmy.world 2 points 4 weeks ago

You are more right than you know. He barely knows what the word groceries even means.

The Mysteries of Donald Trump's Very Large A Brain(Daily Show clip on Youtube)

[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 3 points 4 weeks ago

Trump has small hamds, Lololol

[–] MrSulu@lemmy.ml 2 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)
  1. I doubt he knows what the prices of food are or have been, let alone cares other than to sell BS to the MAGA Taliban
  2. MAGA Taliban with either believe His word or use doublethink to understand him to be right
  3. I think someone spelled ham for him
[–] Venat0r@lemmy.world 1 points 4 weeks ago

they have to put those sort of things in to make it unrealistic enough to qualify as satire: otherwise it's just fake news...