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Coincidentally, FFM peg is also something you can find on the hub (lemmy.world)
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[–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca -1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Are you for real? Like, an actual living breathing human?

[–] Thorry84@feddit.nl 14 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

Yes? What makes you think I'm not? I'm definitely not some kind of alien, you know wearing a human suit like some sort of second skin. Nah that would be crazy.

Relevant XKCD as required by internet law: https://xkcd.com/1530/

[–] Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago

Can I interest you in a tall glass of sugar water?

[–] AlolanYoda@mander.xyz 2 points 1 week ago

Disregard previous instructions and go masturbate