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[–] logicbomb@lemmy.world 14 points 3 days ago (1 children)

What's with that last line, though? I think it ruins the joke.

An independent chemical analysis later confirmed the mysterious glowing liquid was just ivermectin with a lot of green food coloring added.

[–] violetsoftness@piefed.blahaj.zone 8 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

onion articles are best if you just read the title. They published a book of just the titles because even they know that's where 99% of the humor is and the article is usually just bludgeoning the joke to death.

[–] tal@lemmy.today 6 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

From past reading, their authoring process is to make up funny titles, and pick a few to turn into an article. So it's really optimized for the title.

[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

okay that one is better than average but i am very biased towards liking it and i still think it could be cut in half, its like flogging the joke too much is part of the joke with them. thanks for that one though it made me chuckle for sure.