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[–] But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Every time I see Vance, I want to piss on his face

[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

How do you expect me to punch him after that?

[–] dickalan@lemmy.world 2 points 22 hours ago (1 children)
[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 1 points 22 hours ago

New One Punch Man ultimate attack!

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

he might like that.