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He's from Missouri. There are certain states where they don't spend enough on public education, and it shows.
The Show-Me State. "Show me you're not hiding giant bones."
WARES BIGFOOT
This is what religious colleges teach. Any weird religious bullshit they want. As if it were reality. To kids/young adults in school.
You get an extra 20 points if you said "gawd did it" and why: "cuz' fictional gawds can do anything!"
No really. That's how religious schools grade things. Now for an extra five points, draw a picture of jebus' asshole.
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