They're gonna make the Ark Museum grifters the new curators arent they.
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Have they read a description of an angel ever? They're like flaming wheels made of eyes and shit, I'm pretty sure we would have insane stories of part human part wagon wheel motherfuckers wandering about.
Just a heads up about the biblically accurate angels meme, the word for eyes also translates to lights. It's more fun to pretend that it's eyes but they were just describing their DBZ auras.
It could also be used for either or technically both but even ignoring that they're usually all wings or all wheels.
You know what. I hope this is true.
Like imagine in the middle of all this bullshit the Smithsonian is just like "ok yeah you got us, giants are real and we have their bones" that would be so fucking wild.
I assume heffalumps and woozles are next on the list?
What a fucking moron
If you think you have seen crazy, some American comes ant tops it.
I wish Republicans would work only on giants and UFOs, and not on fascism.
The sad part is they know the giants and UFOs are fake but talk about this stuff to avoid talking about gutting medicare, tax cuts for the rich, and how they're currently covering up the epstein files.
Oh. It's not a metaphor?
The Giant of Kandahar is modern US military folklore.
Part of how we explain away why Americans with cutting edge technology couldn't successfully grind down the Afghan resistance over 23 years.
So are WMDs...