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The cobblestone roads shook up all the drinks I was carrying home on my bike 😠

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[–] GreenShimada@lemmy.world 32 points 1 day ago (2 children)

The worst part is becoming accustomed to fresh, high-quality food and espresso within 100m of every human at all times.

Also, OP, why are you having "American Breakfast"? Where's your croissant?

[–] python@lemmy.world 55 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Where's your croissant?

In my MOUF

[–] reseller_pledge609@lemmy.dbzer0.com 36 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The deathgrip. As if that croissant owes you money or something.

[–] Asetru@feddit.org 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

She's just still so mad that her drinks are all shaken up.

[–] reseller_pledge609@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

That actually makes perfect sense. The ketchup on the croissant must not be helping either.

[–] Asetru@feddit.org 4 points 14 hours ago

I'm sure it'll be bearable once she dipped it in the coffee.

[–] garbagebagel@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Are you dipping that croissant in ketchup

[–] Natanael@infosec.pub 8 points 23 hours ago

It's probably jam

Tomato jam

[–] Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world 3 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

I don't think she's Scandinavian.

[–] Natanael@infosec.pub 2 points 14 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world 1 points 13 hours ago

At folk fra Skandinavia pleie å dekke alt med ketchup selv om det ikke passer i det hele tatt.

[–] 9blb@feddit.org 3 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Are those croissants store-bought or from a bakery/cafe? Because i'd like to know where I can buy vegan croissants that look that good.

[–] python@lemmy.world 4 points 20 hours ago

They're from Moss, a chain of bakeries around the Aachen area ^^ Their vegan Streuselbrötchen are incredible as well!

[–] sqgl@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 day ago

That's even "worse" than the 15 minute city. MAGA would lose their minds.