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Have they read a description of an angel ever? They're like flaming wheels made of eyes and shit, I'm pretty sure we would have insane stories of part human part wagon wheel motherfuckers wandering about.
Just a heads up about the biblically accurate angels meme, the word for eyes also translates to lights. It's more fun to pretend that it's eyes but they were just describing their DBZ auras.
It could also be used for either or technically both but even ignoring that they're usually all wings or all wheels.